John has an eye for beauty with the hostess at Champs.
The legendary team of Lancaster and Pare.
Art and Dave

Frank Mucklo, Jan Hansar, Rick Rogalski, John Wong, Steve Poe, Joe Pare and several others traveled to Vegas to celebrate Dick's birthday.
A great time was had by all despite the fact that Dick, Joe and Frank arrived twelve hours late because apparantly, Continental airlines has only one plane capable of flying to Vegas.
Steve and Jay enjoyed $70 Kobe mini-steaks at Sensi at the Bellagio. The gang treated the birthday boy to dinner at Batista's where the food , drink and atmosphere was terrific.

All had fun gambling(even the novices) and Frank was the big winner. We want to know his system!
Plans are in the works f
or another trip next year. Here are some pics from
the trip. And remember, Steve goes by movies.
The River Oaks Super Senior 7.0 team won the Ohio State Championship on Saturday 9/16. From Captain Clark's report:
The Lancaster 3.5 men's senior team defeated Chagrin Valley 3-0 to become NEOTA champs and move on to the state championships in Toledo on Friday. Egon Luengo and Mack Thomas needed a match tiebreaker to pull out a tough first court match. Court 2 was manned by Jay Hansar and Tim Rickard who won close one in straight sets. Court three was full of knee braces but Joe Pare and Dick Lancaster had no mercy using their patent dink-and-lob game to stimie their opponents in straight sets.
Yes, Michelle's 4.0 River Oaks team is going to NEOTA playoffs after all. It seems that one of the self-rated players on the North Ridge team didn't put all the facts on the self rating sheet. She was a rated junior and played high school and college tennis. This is an automatic 4.5 rating. All her USTA matches are disqualified. We are glad to see that this self-rating stacking of teams is coming to an end. Thank you NEOTA. Last year a River Oak's 3.5 men's team fell to a team that had self-rated state ranked high school players that were on their way to college tennis.
Thanks to Linda and Rick Rogalski and Dick Lancaster the tennisfriends gang had their 2nd annual steak and corn roast Saturday night. Play the video.
John Clark's super senior team has already qualified for states and will be practicing between now and September 16th on clay to prepare.
After soundly defeating Hall of Fame by a count of 4-1 in round one of the qualifier, Lancaster's 3.5 team will take on Glenn Feagan's team on Saturday at 10am to determine who will advance to the NEOTA playoffs.
Hank Thomay talks about sending his loosing players to Siberia while Egon listens and Jay goes for the chips. As we were leaving we saw a large bus pulling up to North Ridge with a sign that said "Siberian Express". Good luck to Hank's players; dress warm.
John Clark's Super Senior team covered Mayfield with a wet towel for the third and final time this season. The premier team of Joe Pare and Dick Lancaster pinged, dinked , and lobed their opponents Don Vogel and Dave Dawson. It should be against the law to play like that, especially against super seniors. Bob "sign-painter" Barker teamed up with Art "Mr. hoops" Stehlik to defeat Paul Chajmovic and Charles Brooks. Mayfield's Art Kraus and Norty London used their home court advantage to win over John Clark and Lars Eriksson. The big Swede must have been tired out from the night before when he played a legendary Racquet Club East team noted for their outlandish court behavior.
He told his partner that he was not having fun. We hope he finds his swing on his vacation to the motherland.
Raffle items for Varzelle Benifit
Hi everyone,
I know everyone's mind is focuse on ending the USTA season on high note, but if you or anyone on your team would like to donate a raffle item (tickets to sporting events, gift certificates, etc) for our Paul Varzelle Extravaganza, I would really appreciate it. No item is too small, anything will help. Please contact Michelle or Todd at 440-331-4980 if you have any donations. As of now we have close to 50 people signed up and we are still a month away. My goal is 100 people, Let's do it!
Thanks for all your hard work in making this another successful USTA season and I hope to see you on August 25.
Todd Ashdown
Dick Lancaster's 3.5 River Oaks adult team finished the season in first place last night defeating Racquet Club East 5-0.Match summary:
Court 1-s Hoelzer won: 6-2, 6-3
Court 2-s Renzelman won: 6-1, 6-4
Court 1-d Eriksson & Mucklo won: 6-2, 6-3
Court 2-d Mueller & Buschert won: 6-7, 6-1, 1-0
Court 3-d Lancaster & Rogalski won: 6-2, 6-1
Off to playoffs next week.
Tonight, the good guys took a fun match from North Ridge, as follows: John Hew at 1st Singles won by 7-5, 6-4 At second singles, Lee Zalud played his first match of the year, and dropped a very tough 6-4, 5-7, 1-0 , match.
At first dubbs, JW and TD won 5-7, 6-2, 1-0. Now that the season is OVER, JW is finally ready to carry his share of the match when playing with Tony!
Maurer and Stewart dropped a close match, by a 6-3, 7-6 score.
And at third, John Alfes and Tim Urwin put in a very solid performance, taking the match 6-3, 6-4
Overall, it was an improvement over prior years. You captain extends his thanks for the cooperation you all gave this year. It would have been nice to have pulled out one of those 3-2 losses against the top two teams (Tennis Club and North Olmsted), but we really had a pretty good year.
JW
Afterwards the Court Room was abuzz as the River Oak's 3.5 ladies played Racquet Club East. Katie Bolan and Deb Zolas were last on the court (about 11:00pm) in a match tiebreaker when a score dispute broke out. The ladies seemed to be at the net forever and Roy couldn't stand it any longer. He walked out on the court to help mediate. Howerver his efforts were in vain as the peanut gallery on the viewing deck yelled at him to get off the court. Fortunately they resolved the recipe and the match continued. Katie and Deb and the River Oaks team won.
Best wishes to Ron Thomas who is recovering from surgery.
Genius Clark stacked the line-up with all winning teams. Joe Pare, and Dick Lancaster opened with a 6-0 first set and then had that famous second set let down but won it 7-6. Western Reserve's Dante Pieramici and Terry Swearingen were very disapointed. The captain, John Clark, choose Frank Mucklo for his partner and they eaisily defeated Dave Pine and Bob Sanders. Thanks to Roy Kaupe for his pre-match pep talk.
This week proved that golf is for women and children. Carol Pare had a hole in one and an eight year old boy got two in one round. Joe Pare is sticking with tennis and occasional golf, but it is suggested that he will be taking tutoring from Carol on golf, and has been rumored to have ask Diane Peters (see article below) to help him with his tennis line calls. We hope that Diane will be a positive influence on him in this respect. Good job Carol!
While Pete Gallo's Five Seasons' 3.5 team was meeting the challenge on courts 1-5 at River Oaks, the "It Girls of Summer" were posting their sixth win on courts 6-10.? Pete's team won four courts while dropping the 2nd singles court after Mike Voll pulled his hamstring/muscle during the first set.? He managed to make it through the first set tie breaker and then the second set.? Although losing 7-6, 6-4 Mike was able to walk off the court knowing that he gave it everything he had and while suffering great pain in his leg.? The return of the doubles team of Luengo and Flash after five years of not playing together brought a win to the second doubles court, while Jeff Roberts at first singles, Farnham and Shepard at first doubles and the twins (Mike and Mike) at third doubles all walked off with decided victories. ??
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The spoils of this win were enjoyed with refreshments and adoration from the "It Girls of Summer" afterwards in the bar.? A few candid shots below reveal activities that must not go beyond this blog.
A reflection of true inter-club friendship and relationships...